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The house is on fire, The house is on fire! I can honestly say this was my desire! It was all caused when I snapped that wire! The sparks kept flying higher and higher! The tool I used was a pair of pliers! I hated the residents they were a bunch of crier's! They whined all day while eating Bryer's! I would have destroyed them with a giant spire! So to would Richard Pryor! (LOL Just kidding!) I just believe that their lives have expired! That ismy story, the Hitman for Hire! <2 Years later> What?! They survived! The situation is dire!

Heights,Onions,Old people, Chuck Norris, zombies, black squirrels, black squirrel zombies. Old, flying onion scented zombie squirrel chuck norris cross-breeds. Those white roots that pop up on potatoes when they grow old. That about covers it.

1- This one is short. I was playing paintball at camp and I got shot in the neck. Bareskin. 2- I once, tried to jump onto a pool table, my foot slipped on the corner, I fell and took a bruise the length of my whole leg. I told my dad I slipped on a toy truck so he wouldn't get upset. 3- This final story isn't painful but it is weird. I went into my basement to use the bathroom because there is one down there and the upstairs one was being used. the lock on this downstairs bathroom is outside of the room (I know what is up with that?) At any rate, I got locked in and I yelled for help but nobody heard me. Luckily though there was a hole in t

Installment 4 Blasted Bird Characters- Isaac/Main character  Neison (pronounced nay-sin)/New character Isaac-Ahhhh what a nice day! Neison-....... Isaac-Just listen to the birds sing, the wind blowing, and the... WHAT IS THAT? Neison-That is an Agnace Swallow. A rare bird that has a worth of 25,000 G. Isaac- I know what it is! I said that for dramatic effect. Let's capture it! Neison- No don't! Isaac-......(OMG) Neison- Agnace swallows can change in size within a matter of seconds! Isaac- You've got to be kidding!

Todays episode features a new character named Ace who is a vampire. If you want to learn more about him than give me an E-mail. My address is being changed to "Brandontheyosh@hotmail.com" so remember to use that. Ace-What am I going to do today? Ominous voice from nowhere- KILL SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!!!!,,,,,,,,...........@@#@#@#$$#@$#WRRFFDSGGFDXVVG Ace-what the hell? OVFN-Oh sorry. I had way to much coffee today and/KILL/I ate some bad Guaca/KILL/mole so I had the sonic diarhea (Is this how you spell it?) Anyways you are about to win a million dollars.. Ohhhhh. Ace-REALLY? OVFN-mmmmmmmmyyyyyeeeeessssszzzz...KILL@@#@#@#$$#@$#WRRFFDSGGFDXVVG